booth: bones.... alright. what i want you to do is take off your glasses, shake out your hair and say "Mr Booth. do you know what the penalty is for an overdue book?"
bones: why?
booth:... nevermind



bones: *huh*

DAYM GOTTA LOVE GLEE!!

Easy come, easy go,
That's just how you live, oh,
Take, take, take it all,
But you never give.
Should've known you was trouble
From the first kiss,
Had your eyes wide open.
Why were they open?

Gave you all I had and you tossed it in the trash,
You tossed it in the trash, you did.
To give me all your love is all I ever asked, 'cause
What you don't understand is

I'd catch a grenade for ya
Throw my hand on a blade for ya
I'd jump in front of a train for ya
You know I'd do anything for ya
Oh, oh, I would go through all of this pain,
Take a bullet straight through my brain
Yes, I would die for ya, baby,
But you won't do the same.

black, black and blue, beat me 'til I'm numb,
Tell the devil I said "hey" when you get back to where you're from.
Mad woman, bad woman, that's just what you are,
Yeah, you'll smile in my face then rip the brakes out my car

Gave you all I had and you tossed it in the trash,
You tossed it in the trash, yes you did.

To give me all your love is all I ever asked, 'cause
What you don't understand is

I'd catch a grenade for ya
Throw my hand on a blade for ya
I'd jump in front of a train for ya
You know I'd do anything for ya
Oh, oh, I would go through all of this pain,
Take a bullet straight through my brain
Yes, I would die for ya, baby,
But you won't do the same.


If my body was on fire,
Ooh, you'd watch me burn down in flames.
You said you loved me, you're a liar,
'cause you never, ever, ever did, baby
But, darling

I'd catch a grenade for ya
Throw my hand on a blade for ya
I'd jump in front of a train for ya
You know I'd do anything for ya
Oh, oh, I would go through all of this pain,
Take a bullet straight through my brain
Yes, I would die for ya, baby,
But you won't do the same.

No, you won't do the same
You wouldn't do the same
Ooh, you'd never do the same
Ohh, no no no

LOL AT THE LAST ONE!!!!

OH SNAP!

tbh, i just think her ass is too big xD

omg lol. took me a while to realise that it was two people!! >.> btw, the person behind her is harry shum jr [mike chang]

not gay at all, michael!

hehehe..

reblogging this. AGAIN. STUDY UP, GUYS!!!

DAVID! think fast.. *WHACK* Hope you dodged, you need all your brain cells for today. Some things you can do for the next three hours while you wait.

1. Study hard to get a good mark

2. Go find your lecturer and seduce them to get a good mark (or get kicked out of the course. Its a risk =p)

3. Break your arms so that you cant do the test and they auto give you marks. might be a bit painful though.

4. Start a fire on campus and burn the bio buildings down so you dont have to do the test. Just dont get caught.

5. Master your teleportation technique so you can steal the test paper (or become rich and famous and not even have to go to uni)

6. If you study the wrong things, someone better looking beat you to the lecturer, they make you write with your feet, the building doesnt burn down and you teleport but steal the wrong paper, colour in all the choices on answer sheet. That way you get them all right (and wrong but you dont lose marks for wrong answers) so you ace it. If the marker isnt happy with that feign ignorance and demand the instructions werent clear enough, you thought it was a colouring exercise!

7. If all else fails prepare for your life as a hobo and take comfort in knowing your giant meteor will soon wipe everyone out but you. xP

No love.

Throw dirt on me and grow a wildflower
But it's "fuck the world", get a child out her
Yeah, my life a bitch, but you know nothing bout her
Been to hell and back, I can show you vouchers
I'm rolling Sweets, I'm smoking sour
Married to the game but she broke her vows
That's why my bars are full of broken bottles
And my night stands are full of open Bibles

I think about more than I forget
But I don't go around fire expecting not to sweat
And these niggas know I lay them down, make their bed
Bitches try to kick me while I'm down: I'll break your leg
Money outweighing problems on the triple beam
I'm sticking to the script, you niggas skipping scenes

Be good or be good at it
Fucking right I've got my gun, semi-Cartermatic
Yeah, put a dick in their mouth, so I guess it's "fuck what they say"
I'm high as a bitch: up, up and away
Man, I come down in a couple of days
OK, you want me up in the cage, then I'll come out in beast mode

I got this world stuck in the safe, combination is the G-code
It's Weezy motherfucker, blood gang and I'm in bleed mode
All about my dough but I don't even check the peephole
So you can keep knocking but won't knock me down
No love lost, no love found

It's a little too late to say that you're sorry now
You kicked me when I was down
Fuck what you say, just (don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more)
That's right bitch: and I don't need you, don't want to see you
Bitch you get (no love)

You show me nothing but hate
You ran me into the ground
But what comes around goes around
I don't need you (don't hurt me)
You (don't hurt me no more)
That's right, and I don't need you, don't want to see you
You get (no love)
Bitch you get (no love)
And I don't need you
Get em

I'm alive again
More alive than I have been in my whole entire life
I can see these people's ears perk up as I begin
To spaz with the pen, I'm a little bit sicker than most
Shit's finna get thick again
They say the competition is stiff
But I get a hard dick from this shit, now stick it in
I ain't never giving in again
'
Caution to the wind, complete freedom
Look at these rappers, how I treat them
So why the fuck would I join them when I beat them
They call me a freak because
I like to spit on these pussies fore I eat them
Man get these whack cocksuckers off stage
Where the fuck is Kanye when you need him?

Snatch the mic from him, bitch I'mma let you finish in a minute
Yeah the rap is tight
But I'm 'bout to spit the greatest verse of all time
So you might want to go back to the lab tonight and um
Scribble out them rhymes you were going to spit
And start over from scratch and write new ones
But I'm afraid that it ain't gonna make no difference
When I rip this stage and tear it in half tonight

It's an adrenaline rush to feel the bass thump
In the place all the way to the parking lot, fellow
Set fire to the mic and ignite the crowd
You can see the sparks from hot metal
Cold-hearted from the day I Bogarted the game
I so started to rock fellow
'=
When I'm not even in my harshest
You can still get roasted because Marsh is not mellow
Til I'm toppling from the top I'm not going to stop
I'm standing on my Monopoly board
That means I'm on top of my game and it don't stop
Til my hip don't hop anymore

When you so good that you can't say it
Because it ain't even cool for you to sound cocky anymore
People just get sick cause you spit
These fools can't drool or dribble a drop anymore
And you can never break my stride
You never slow the momentum at any moment I'm about to blow
You'll never take my pride
Killing the flow, slow venom and the opponent
Is getting no mercy, mark my words
Ain't letting up, relentless
I smell blood, I don't give a fuck: keep giving them hell
Where was you when I fell and needed help up?
You get no love

what to do?! =P

amanda k baked this!! AWESOME, RIGHT?!?!?!