Taught my first class today! It sucked because:
- statistics. YUCK.
- standard deviation... HELLO. MORE YUCK.
- I couldn't use their calculators =(
Otherwise, they picked up on the material quite well, and I expressed to them that there was nothing either of us could do about it, and they'd have to bear with it =(
Oh yeah, my ST was away today. I followed Miss Su (casual) around today instead =)
Period 2... had year 8. So. Within the first five minutes, a girl (let's call her Cass) had asked to go to the toilet. Miss Su said no. Cass was being rude in general. She asked to go to the toilet again, saying that she should be allowed to go because she asked politely. Miss Su said no. Anyway.. this kept going on and on, and Miss Su kept saying no (Cass didn't even need to go to the toilet, she just wanted to get out of class).
It got to a point where Cass just got up and left. When she came back, Miss Su didn't let her back in, told her off, and then Cass got her stuff, stormed out, yelling "I'M GOING TO THE DEPUTY'S OFFICE AND REPORT YOU. IF YOU THINK YOU CAN TALK ABOUT STUDENTS BEHIND THEIR BACK, YOU'RE WRONG!!!" and just kept yelling. Anyway, Miss Su wasn't talking about her, she was talking about the work to me. So apparently Cass's always like this anyway, so that was supposedly "normal" O_O Also she was found having a little sob in the deputy principal's office anyway...*look at me, pity me*
Then I had the stats lesson which was ok. That's about it, I think! Nothing else too exciting =)
EDIT:
I can't believe I didn't talk about this earlier! So I sat in Raff's year 12 class in 5th period. So.. general is the lowest maths course, right? WRONG! It's applied maths, and I suppose it doesn't really count as a course because it's non-ATAR. So what they learn in this course is literally maths you apply in real life. Raff was doing a recap and said that last week, they'd learnt how much it'd cost to run an AC or how much paint they'd need, etc etc.
Anyway. I was sitting behind these two girls, and at one stage, when I walked past them, I saw a condom wrapper sitting on one of their desks. I smiled and kept walking.
Girl 1: MISS, I'M NOT SEXUALLY ACTIVE!
Me: Well, that's none of my business.
I stood around the front for a bit, then walked over to the girls, and said
Me: Do you girls drive?
*confused faces on the girls*
Me: You know, can you guys drive? Are you on your P's?
Girl 1 and 2: Nup
Me: Well.. what you can do is... when you can drive, go out on a freeway and hold the condom facing the wind, and what should happen is that it'll blow up like a huge balloon *gestures with hands*
Girls: O_O Seriously, Miss?
Me: Yeah!
Girls: Have you ever done it?
Me: Nah, but I want to!
Girl 2: You're a sick bitch, Miss!
Me: Thanks...?
EDIT: OMG, HOW DID I FORGET?
So, in Raff's class, he was teaching them pythatgoras, and he says "Ok, did I get this right? *points at board* Nekminnit, *points at board* Yeah?" I face-palmed =D
And then he pointed at some terms and said "these guys are bffs" Man... he's not even that old and he sounds so daggy!!
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