theyre so cute!!! i want!! =)

random stuff happened today, but im trying to remember everything thats happened from the start..

so this morning, i stood on hanson's right, and tapped him on the left shoulder.. he looked left, and then right.. when he turned right, i full screamed in his ear, and he freaked out, and took like, 7 bajillion steps back =P

and, pinno asked if id ever considered a career in education department, and im like PFFT! NO! I HATE KIDS!
alvinn's response..? 'why are you with jordan?'

LOL PHYSICS!!!
vincent: my cousin fried his computer
mc: shut up! noone cares!
[insert discussion about something MORE important]
vincent: my cousin friend his computer!!
thang [starting to get annoyed]: was it YUMMY?!
nice, thang =)

also, tim and jordan were being extremely gay at lunch.. they were sitting on those picnic bench things, and tim was sitting between jordans legs.. and well.. was gay.. really gay..


tutorial this arvo.. went to catch the 4.05 train.. but we left keegan's class at like, 4 ><>

so this is what happened...
fobbence: we didnt run! thats the way we walk!
abi: yeah! thats our stride!

5minutes pass, and amanda comes onto the platform, pointing at abi and fobbence, laughing so hard..

fobbence: what are you laughing at?
mc: are you laughing at them missing the train?
amanda: yeah [still laughing hysterically] ...

pretty much what amanda said to fobbence and abi was that she'd meet them at the station in 10minutes, because she said that they'd miss it, but they insisted that they wouldnt..

and she thought that was funny.. it was more funny to listen/watch her laugh though..

OH! LOL! her mum got her a necklace with her name on it.. and the necklace had 'Amada' on it.. cause her mum couldnt spell her name correctly.. poor kid.. her own mum mispelt her name!! sad, yet funny =)

from the mouth of tristan: anything that Tim's put his fingers in, i dont want to touch..

hrm..

truong: it would look nicer if you expand it, ey
darren: thats what she said

nice..

in webber's english class:
chun: i think he [sadat] is a prick
everyone else: =O

rachel ha: is our listening task going to be in english?
everyone else: DUH! [and the occasional oh gosh.. ><]

david: [insert high pitched squeal]



and...
http://www.englishteacher.com.au/downloads/ModulesFlyer09.pdf
everyone check that out.. i think itd be good.. if i can see enough people interested.. ill ask english teachers to organise it..

=O

today. i drove to auburn. went to the carpark, and almost killed my family trying to get out of it.. id say it was the scariest driving experience ive had ><

well.. i remembered something else that happened.. i was in the car park, yeah, and this CHINKY CHONKY guy just crosses the road, and hes not even looking! and i braked, but if i was distracted, i wouldve hit him =.= and its really annoying how when something crazy happens, my first reaction is to say 'HEY!' instead of honk them..

so that was the first incidence.. which was nothing..

the really freaky one.. know how carparks have really steep ramps? well this one was a really steep one going up.. like, REALLY STEEP!!!

and you guys know how its easier to go up it in one go, rather than stop and stuff, yeah?

well, i was exiting the carpark, going up this steep ramp, which was this steep -> /
and the car in front was waiting to turn left out.. and i was behind it, almost at the top of this slope, and when it had turned on the road, and it was my turn to go up the ramp...

i let go of the break, and MY CAR SLID DOWN!! like, slid pretty fast, and i was like SHIT! ACCELERATOR!! car KEPT SLIDING!! so i was like NOOO!!! ACCELERATOR!!! and my wheels screeched!!! and my dad had his hand on the park brake, and we're all like HOLY ZOMG!! and my car finally made it up that STEEP RAMP a bit more... one more car to wait for..

and then after *that* car, i still hadnt learnt my lesson.. i let go of the brake, and MY CAR SLID AGAIN! and then i accelerated, and it went VROOM VROOM! and it wouldnt go up, and im kinda like ZOMFG!!! and then it finally went VVRRROOOMMM!!! and went up.. FEW!! the guys in the car behind me looked a bit concerned! thankgod they didnt park right behind me!

apparently im meant to use both feet.. like, let go of the brake slowly with my left foot, and use my right foot on the accelerator.. and yeah, up it slowly.. hehehe..

that was one FREAKY experience!!

OTHERWISE, i drive pretty safely =)

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

hehehe.. i heard tim's intro to his legal speech was funny, so i thought id share the laughter around.. here it is:

Picture this; you are at work, working up high for some reason without any safety gear. You slip backwards and fall off your perch, passing out from the pain of shattering bones upon impact with the ground. You awake in hospital with your partner by your side and your child at your feet. Your employer walks in, apologises for the accident, and then fires you for being injured.

Over the next few weeks, the bills pile up and the money runs dry. You run out of food so you resort to selling your child for next week’s meals. Your partner leaves you as they hold you responsible for the sale of your child.

In the past, this scenario was a common household nightmare. However, the introduction of new rules, regulations and legislation has ensured that the aforementioned scenario is indeed a thing of the past.


thanks tim =)

today.. went careers expo.. was good.. and cold, and hot, and cold.. you get the point.. the weather was fully retarded..

my back hurts. and im hungry.

anything interesting happen? nah, not really..

pretty much, it was just a massive chunk of people and university stands giving out those booklets that ejsack has and whatnot.. and LOTS OF FREEBIES!!! =)

im really hungry ><


and tired..


i want jess' cupcakes!!


oh.. from now on, call hanson 'andy'... why? cause he looks like an andy, thats all =)

sorry about the boring blog..

HAH!

BLOGGING FRENZY!!!!

On the Ning Nang Nong

On the Ning Nang Nong
Where the Cows go Bong!
and the monkeys all say BOO!
There's a Nong Nang Ning
Where the trees go Ping!
And the tea pots jibber jabber joo.
On the Nong Ning Nang
All the mice go Clang
And you just can't catch 'em when they do!
So its Ning Nang Nong
Cows go Bong!
Nong Nang Ning
Trees go ping
Nong Ning Nang
The mice go Clang
What a noisy place to belong
is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!!

BLINK OVER 9000!!!!

watch the gold one swim! its crazy!

hehe.. i finally uploaded the pics from my camera to my laptop..

wendy's expression: priceless














for you peeps who havent seen my dog.. this is bambam =)




whats wrong with this watch?

rahrrah!

omg. extended maths and jap today... wasnt too bad.. maths was good.. except ms cavanagh caught me dancing like the guy in the youtube clip i tell everyone to watch [the latter link]

but i got some workdone =) which RARELY happens..

jap.. was good.. this time, it was david and wendy that got caught dancing by ms hewitt..

omg. i looked in my pencil case, grabbed one of my highlighters, said
DAVID! LOOK! i have a green highlighter!

turns out it was yellow.. stupid dark pencilcase ><

DAMMIT!!

jess didnt make cupcakes.. apparently shes making them today =)

i want jess' cupcakes!! =)

i need to blog properly.. i havent actually said anything proper for a while ><

hrm.. first period was jap.. i was drained already =.= but then, i was so bored. after i did the first question in jap, i was like 'DAVID! im bored' and he was just like 'aiiyaa' and he threw my rubber and stuff across the room so i had to go pick it up =D was fun..

jap was alright.. it was long, but i didnt even notice..

bio.. most of the lesson, i was telling tristan to shut up, talking to jess about weights, and veins popping out, and talking about nonsense, and DINOSAUR STICKERS!! i have them everywhere.. i have 2 on my folder [the t-rex died], one on my diary, and two on my calculator =)

i was eating tiny teddies, and jess was in the middle of saying something, and i just thought id be funny to shove one in her mouth.. turns out, i was right.. it WAS funny!!! =D
=)

AND! i stuck stickers all over jess' arms.. looked pretty cool =) youre so awesome, jess =)

and then recess.. i dont even remember..

OH! last night, i had a dream about lebanese bread.. =)

okay.. so.. extension 2 maths was after recess.. which was an hour, and.. huxley was wiping out that sick whiteboard in room 20 [pinno's room] and i made a comment about looking all constipated and all, and huxley cracked some joke about his face being red.. lets just say he wasnt really helping the situation..

but. was a funny lesson =)

english.. hehhe.. pinno fed us hot cross buns to keep us working.. JESS SAID SHES MAKING CUPCAKES TODAY!! I WANT SOME!! =)

omg. when she walked into class:
mc: miss, whats the difference between an elegy and a eulogy?
pinno: good question [insert her explanation]

halfway through the lesson..
pinno: minhchau, ask me what the difference between an elegy and a eulogy is
mc: erm.. you just said it.. do you want me to ask you again?
pinno: yes!
mc: oh okay, whats the difference between an elegy and a eulogy

DAMMIT!! so lame ><

i retardedly feel really good, but really bad at the same time.. =/

physics.. was alright.. damn assessment.. pitt gave us links which he recommended us check out, right.. and i did, but they didnt work, so my msn pm was 'MR PITT, FAIL!! NONE OF THE LINKS WORK!!!'

turns out, i cant type.. and yeh, they worked.. thang told me ><

maths.. heheh.. was only 30mins, and i had academic advisor meetings, and it was just me and david and ms hewitt in the library.. and we got back to class with about 7minutes til the bell..

there were a bunch of juniors outside being.. well, being juniors.. and they played that ringtone.. like, the really high pitched one that teachers arent meant to be able to hear.. but mrs coombes heard it [cavanagh was away], and then me and ryan went out

ryan: guys, can you be quiet, or our teacher will come out.. who played that ringtone?
- the juniors point at some steven kid.. and the steven kid is kinda looking blank

and then..
mc: [yelling] oy. sit down and shut up. i dont want to hear from you, alright?

i ran back into maths, laughing my arse off... laughing so much, a puddle of drool managed to escape onto my folder ><

tutorial:
pinno: oh! minhchau! you have to ask me your question later!
mc: do i have to?
pinno: yes! when i click my fingers...

pinno clicks her fingers
mc: nah. im not asking again!
pinno: fine.. [she went on to yab about my question ><]

that was my day.. i swear it wasnt this interesting..


i had a random thought.. know how when you listen to a song, and youre doing something, and from that point, everytime you listen to that song, you think of that moment, of what you were doing/thinking? cause it happens to me with so many songs..

like, i remember 'i kissed a girl' and 'no air' and 'this heart attack' and 'paralyser'.. they bring back good memories of me listening to hot30 countdown with my samsung phone, and other thoughts and stuff i was doing at the time.. has anyone else felt like that? or is it just me ><

actually, watch this one!

SWINE FLU IS OVERR!!!

yesterday i went out and bought myself some fishies.. well, 5 to be exact =)

i got 5 little midget fishies, and put them in a fishbowl in my room =D theyre such cute little fishies! =D

my fishies are so cute!!! i have gravel at the bottom, right.. and they were swimming, and they all went WHOOSH! and did a lap of the bowl =) they were so fast that the gravel flew up.. its so cute..

and one of my other fishies, it was swimming pretty fast, and went SCHONK! and slammed into another fishie.. it was so cute!!

i dont think ive ever thought that fishies are cute.. until yesterday =)

will buy some more next week =D

PHYSICS IS DANGEROUS!!!

i cut myself on the tape dispenser in physics yesterday afternoon, and took some skin with it.

we were doing a prac with magnets, and we had the sissy bar magnets, and the neodymfsijhdfi magnets, and i had one on my fingers, one underneath, and then the magnets got too close, and then they squished my fingers together.. its the kind of squish you get when someone accidently wedges your skin between tables.. like, it hurt.

AND IT HAPPENED TO ME FOUR TIMES!!

it was immediate bruising.. well.. it was like, really red under my skin.. sounds dumb, but like, internal bleeding? where you see the blood clot up under your skin.. yeah.. thats what happened to me, and then i had a blister there as well ><

ALSO. i ran it under cold water, and then couldnt feel the water anymore.. then my finger was burning me.

but. PHYSICS IS DANGEROUS!! apparently, robson told his class to be careful.. coombes didnt say anything about being careful ><


grrr.. i hate sciences.. its where i hurt myself the most

ergh.. today was a weird day.. like, it wasnt bad or anything, i just felt =/

its just one of those days where i just want to sit and watch the rain [yes, i know there was no rain], and just be sad.. and just do lots of thinking

its that kind of day where i just want to sit and *sigh* and just think back.. one of those lazy days where you do nothing..

i feel so *ergh*

jess pressed her bellybutton, and now she doesnt know how to reset it to default =)

by friday night, i only had one fish left...

that was when my dad decided that it would be the best time to clean out the tank =.=

well he cleaned it, and it was all good.. there was just one problem. there was only one fish ><

doesnt matter, cause my mum bought me more fish on saturday =) but theyre so ugly!! =(

ahh well.. im gonna go get myself a fighting fish this weekend, i think.. i want some crazy coloured fish =) that are low maintenance.. so i dont kill them with swine flu or anything..

i cant think of anything exciting that happened on the weekend, besides a family barbeque, and me cracking a 'sex' joke in front of my family.. what happened was that i heard that my 11 year old cousin was still sleeping with her parents, and i said 'no wonder she hasnt got any siblings' and yeah.. my mum just had to comment 'hehee.. you know shes grown up when she can crack a joke like that' and im just like =.=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jp9BSW38bXg

check it =)

and if you dont like it, tony recommended it... =)

bambam is mine to keep =)

dammit. another died. that leaves me with 3 fish..

but a fish is dying.. should be dying soon..

that leaves me with 2 fish..

that means that 7fish would have died in 5days!! ><><

happy 10months, jordan =)