DAVID! think fast.. *WHACK* Hope you dodged, you need all your brain cells for today. Some things you can do for the next three hours while you wait.
1. Study hard to get a good mark
2. Go find your lecturer and seduce them to get a good mark (or get kicked out of the course. Its a risk =p)
3. Break your arms so that you cant do the test and they auto give you marks. might be a bit painful though.
4. Start a fire on campus and burn the bio buildings down so you dont have to do the test. Just dont get caught.
5. Master your teleportation technique so you can steal the test paper (or become rich and famous and not even have to go to uni)
6. If you study the wrong things, someone better looking beat you to the lecturer, they make you write with your feet, the building doesnt burn down and you teleport but steal the wrong paper, colour in all the choices on answer sheet. That way you get them all right (and wrong but you dont lose marks for wrong answers) so you ace it. If the marker isnt happy with that feign ignorance and demand the instructions werent clear enough, you thought it was a colouring exercise!
7. If all else fails prepare for your life as a hobo and take comfort in knowing your giant meteor will soon wipe everyone out but you. xP
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