Wednesday, May 20, 2009

i was reading through the cosmos magazine.. and i came across some really random stuff..

the section was called 'smooth nerds' it was pretty much random punny stuff..
- "Baby, i may be no geologist, but i can make your bed rock!"
- "if i were an enzyme, i'd be DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes" ;)
- "with those harmonic curves i can see some serious vibrations occurring between us."
- " you've got eyes that sparkle brighter than Omega Centuri and a heart as deep as a gravity well..Let's get together so i can explore your universe"

like.. LAME!!

ahh well.. the world of science is one lame lame one when it comes to jokes.. =P

1 comment:

jordan said...

i think only science teachers could ever find science funny =P

eg.
A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says.
The bartender promptly serves up a beer.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
"For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"