tribute to jordan =P

oh gosh.. despite being one year older... he is not one year mature-er... let me back this up with some evidence:

*jordan says:
*those glasses suit you
*they
*frame your face perfectly
*hahahhaa get it
*frame?
*lolol
*im funny

and "im so hip that you cant see over my pelvis"

*jordan says:
*must have elephantiasis
mc says:
*you cant spell
*elephantitis? :P
*jordan says:
*naaah!
*thats what i thought it was
*but i googled it
mc says:
*gosh youre sad :P
*jordan says:
*and its elephantiasis
*just to make sure i got it right :P


mmm.. rather sad, but.. pretty cute =)


*jordan says:
*i feel like drinking a whole bottle of wine tonight
*by myself :P

damn privileges of being 18... grrr


*jordan says:
*ohhh
mc says:
*?
*jordan says:
*i look like a porn star now


oh dear god.. i cant believe he's 18.. thank god we grow old physically, and not mentally, cause he wouldve stopped growing about 10 years ago...

gosh.. what else has he done thats immature....

incident #1
his chem class was up in the library last year, and they were upstairs.. and he flashed some kids. i told wendy.. she asked if he had a hairy chest.. i told jordan.. and we went to the main quad, and..
jordan: HEY WENDY!! [lifts up shirt
wendy: MINHCHAU!!!
then we ran away laughing

incident #2
pulled his pants down to half our bloody grade

incident #3
"i gave birth on my blood day"

incident #4
"cranchers wearing my pants!"

incident #5
has drunk/eaten:
1.vanilla essence
2. cinnamon
3. chilli flakes
4. blue food dye
5. vinegar
6. almond essence
7. chalk
8. panadol
9. glue [thanks tim]

incident #6
flashed tim. thats why he's now called "shrimpy"

incident #7
i think he ate some strawberry flavoured lipbalm this time, last year.. and sprayed some chick deo all over him..

incident #8
'i retarded msn'
he meant 'i restarted msn'

incident #9
he drew a penis, and almost said it was a self-portrait. thank god i stopped him.

more to come... =P